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What A Slacker The Back Door to the Morgue (is always open) @ whataslacker.com Salty tears sting my face - Sundry emotions begin to race - I miss you so - Why did you have to go - When my heart is wary - I come to this quiet cemetery - Standing beside your grave - Trying to be strong and brave - I touch your name engraved in stone - Somehow I feel so alone - Through my mortal heartache - I know God makes no mistakes - During my solace visit - I smile and reflect a bit - One day in Heaven we'll be - Together again and happy
Find a good Morbid Book to curl up with tonight. Books on the list range from art books on death to forensic science books. Enjoy!
Photo Album showcasing the photography of KHoffman which features cemetery photos, tombstones, stone angels and  much more. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who contribute to the gene pool by dying in spectacularly stupid ways before they breed (thankfully).
Kelz Morbid Calendar of Famous Demises -- Find out who died and when. Celebrity deaths listed by Month and Day of death. Famous and Infamous dead people like Sonny Bono, Humprey Bogart, Audrey Hepurn, Sid Vicious, Buddy Holly, Liberace, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol,  John Candy, John Belushi, Heaven's Gate, Kurt Cobain, Pablo Picasso,  Sam Kinison, Greta Garbo, Adolf Hitler and so many more. Send a free virtual postcard from the morgue. Choose from cemeteries, angels, tombstones, skeletons, and other morbid images.
The Blood Countess, Erzabet Bathory of Hungary  thought to be a vampire, killed young girls to bathe in their blood to remain young forever. She was walled up in her room alive.
Lose a close friend? Find links to Pet Memorials, Pet Cemeteries, Pet Caskets and more.  If your pet is still kicking find links to other online pet supplies. Japanese Animation with  Vampires, Aliens,  Demons,  and Sex. What more could you ask of your anime?
Caskets, Coffins, Urns, Funerals  and places to find them. Also a do-it-yourself book about coffins and tombstones. Morgue's Back Door Video Store--From classic horror and suspense to the latest releases, we have the right movie to keep you on the edge of your seat. We've made it really easy to find what you are looking for.
The Mortuary: Here you will find postmortem photographs or photos of the dead. Pictures were taken of the dead from the advent of photography until today. Here you will find some good examples of this. What A Slacker Shopping --shop for toys, flowers, gifts, shopping, clothing, bargains, home, garden, furniture, electronics, books, magazines and more. In such online stores like Amazon, eToys, CD Now and many, many, more all in one place. The world of shopping at your finger tips.

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